Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!
Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over again.
Cause I’d rather fight with you than laugh with another
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh